7 Things I NEVER thought I would say…


7.  “Tristan do not put your head in the toilet”

6.  “No your foot will not flush down the toilet”

5.  “No we are not giving you coffee”

4.  “Take the socks off your hands and put them on your feet so you can eat your dinner”

3.  “Tristan where is your eye?”

2.  “Oh no he is eating his eye!”

1.  “NO!  DON’T drink from the toilet plunger!!!”

Another healthy dose of laughter from our home!